I am better than you!
Thursday 17 th February 2011 Max and Alex were both King Lato and Queen Lata's grandchildren.They were both twins and they were equal at everything. There was nothing one could do better than the other. The only problem they both had is that they could not support each other and thought each other as the best. Whenever they went swimming, Max said:
"I can swim better than you Alex!!! You are so bad and slow!"
However, Alex wasn't happy with that and didn't give up easily:
"It's you the slow poke, rotten turtle! You're nothing but it's shell!"
"You call me a Rotten turtle? wait to see yourself in the mirror pig-like-troll!"
"Repeat-"
"Stop calling yourselves names! You are both the same!" their mum would shout tired of them discussing.
Like that it would always happen.
"I can swim better than you Alex!!! You are so bad and slow!"
However, Alex wasn't happy with that and didn't give up easily:
"It's you the slow poke, rotten turtle! You're nothing but it's shell!"
"You call me a Rotten turtle? wait to see yourself in the mirror pig-like-troll!"
"Repeat-"
"Stop calling yourselves names! You are both the same!" their mum would shout tired of them discussing.
Like that it would always happen.
Max and Alex had a Smaller sister Anu and a smaller brother Anic. They also had a bigger sister called Mariola. Max and Alex hated Mariola but adored Anu and Anic. Every time Alex and Max always were arguing who would play with Anu and Anic. You may have thought it was as easy as splitting them up but if either would be separated they would cry until they were back together and hit you really hard. They would also start to strangely pee and poo. They at least had to be able to see each other. Whenever Max or Alex played with Anu and Anic the Same happened:
"Anu likes me better,"
"No way! She would never like such a smelly and horrible jelly-pig!"
"If I were such a jelly-pig or whatever you call me why would she be laughing at this point?"
"Because she is happy I am here,"
"Anu is mine!"
"She is mine, go and play with Mariola and her makeup, it would serve you right!"
They would start tugging and fighting and ripping Anu and Anic's toys. Then the babies started to cry.
"It's your fault!" Alex would shout
"No its yours!"
Then the tugging would start again but on Anu. then Anic would start crying because he did not want to see his sister hurt.
"the room smells like poo!" Max would say stopping the fight.
"seems like you have to clean baby bums!!!!" They said together
One day the situation was different. There was competition or bum problems. The was a different type of fighting. It was no longer with babies but with adults. This time it was more serious. There was something new.
"Grandpapa will make me king because I was Born a minute before you," Max said
"Grandpapa likes me better so he will make me king. He would never give the throne to such a chicken-donut type of person, but an intelligent and handsome person like me!"
"Grandpapa doesn't like you NO NO! You are getting confused. The other day he was telling Grandmama that..-"
"What is the Racket about this time? About the tennis competition? Or about Anu and Anic?" Mama scolded
"I'm saying that I will become king when I grew up because Grandpapa likes me better and I am older than Alex,"Max said
"That is not true!"Alex tried to say
"I am tired of you arguing,I can't stand it anymore!!! You are both equal. You are good at the same things and bad at the same things too. The people who love you love you equally. You are only causing trouble in this house. Anu and Anic can't live in this environment. None of us can."
"It's Max's fault" Alex said
"Stop that at once," Mum had a new idea. She was tired of her sons. Even if she loved them she knew that the best for them was to live separately.
"I have a deal," Mum remarked.
"What is it ?" Max and Alex questioned curiously forgetting their problems.
"We will phone King Lato and Queen Lata. You will ask who they like the most and will become king. The one that isn't that person will go out of this kingdom for at least 5 years before coming back. If they like both the same you both go out of the kingdom for 5 years in different routes."Mama explained being sure that both would end up leaving the kingdom.
"That's a deal!" Both said.
"I'm so going too be the king you loser!" Alex told Max
"No time for that now," mum said.
You could have guessed both grandparents said they liked both the same and they wouldn't be king; Mariola would become queen. So Both Alex and Max had to leave for 5 years. That taught them a lesson that they will never forget and after that Max and Alex were always best friends!
"Anu likes me better,"
"No way! She would never like such a smelly and horrible jelly-pig!"
"If I were such a jelly-pig or whatever you call me why would she be laughing at this point?"
"Because she is happy I am here,"
"Anu is mine!"
"She is mine, go and play with Mariola and her makeup, it would serve you right!"
They would start tugging and fighting and ripping Anu and Anic's toys. Then the babies started to cry.
"It's your fault!" Alex would shout
"No its yours!"
Then the tugging would start again but on Anu. then Anic would start crying because he did not want to see his sister hurt.
"the room smells like poo!" Max would say stopping the fight.
"seems like you have to clean baby bums!!!!" They said together
One day the situation was different. There was competition or bum problems. The was a different type of fighting. It was no longer with babies but with adults. This time it was more serious. There was something new.
"Grandpapa will make me king because I was Born a minute before you," Max said
"Grandpapa likes me better so he will make me king. He would never give the throne to such a chicken-donut type of person, but an intelligent and handsome person like me!"
"Grandpapa doesn't like you NO NO! You are getting confused. The other day he was telling Grandmama that..-"
"What is the Racket about this time? About the tennis competition? Or about Anu and Anic?" Mama scolded
"I'm saying that I will become king when I grew up because Grandpapa likes me better and I am older than Alex,"Max said
"That is not true!"Alex tried to say
"I am tired of you arguing,I can't stand it anymore!!! You are both equal. You are good at the same things and bad at the same things too. The people who love you love you equally. You are only causing trouble in this house. Anu and Anic can't live in this environment. None of us can."
"It's Max's fault" Alex said
"Stop that at once," Mum had a new idea. She was tired of her sons. Even if she loved them she knew that the best for them was to live separately.
"I have a deal," Mum remarked.
"What is it ?" Max and Alex questioned curiously forgetting their problems.
"We will phone King Lato and Queen Lata. You will ask who they like the most and will become king. The one that isn't that person will go out of this kingdom for at least 5 years before coming back. If they like both the same you both go out of the kingdom for 5 years in different routes."Mama explained being sure that both would end up leaving the kingdom.
"That's a deal!" Both said.
"I'm so going too be the king you loser!" Alex told Max
"No time for that now," mum said.
You could have guessed both grandparents said they liked both the same and they wouldn't be king; Mariola would become queen. So Both Alex and Max had to leave for 5 years. That taught them a lesson that they will never forget and after that Max and Alex were always best friends!
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