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I once met a Rhyme

Tuesday 8 th March 2011


 
I met a woman once on a street and this is how she spoke:
" I was on a train, 
on a trip to spain,
when I forgot my brain,
(it was such a pain),
so I went on a plane,
and it started to rain,
But instead I got sent to Ukraine"

I met a police officer once on the police station and this is how he spoke:
"Peace, don't call the police,
for a crime that is just a waste of time!"
and,
"I was talking to a woman on a train to spain,
So, what is wrong with your brain?"
and,
"Yes this is a waste of time,
because this crime is just a mime,
and that a poem that doesn't rhyme,
isn't a crime."

I met an engineer on a meeting and and this is how he spoke:
 "This prehistoric, 
organic,
mosaic you have at home,
it is terrific!
But this tragic,
elastic,
historic,
and plastic computer,
is Horrific!
But my mettalic,
electric,
public,
attic is much more automatic than yours."

I once met an architect and this is how he spoke:
"Yesterday I rolled a dice,
it was as hard as a cube of ice,
but then when I saw a bunch or mice,
I would have taken my friends advice,
and not eaten the bowl of rice,
that was awfully covered with lice,
(that happened twice or trice),
and that wasn't very nice."

I once met a Rhyme,
and it is the one you are reading now.